fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:


trailratedtx:

I want this

trailratedtx:

I want this

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

image

this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

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jollyrogers777:

naughtysoutherngirl1980:

telmeonce:

I love my followers…..you all are awesome😍


Y’all are wonderful!!!!💖💖💖

All of YOU

jollyrogers777:

naughtysoutherngirl1980:

telmeonce:

I love my followers…..you all are awesome😍

Y’all are wonderful!!!!💖💖💖

All of YOU


stuck-in-colder-weather:

thecogirl:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

Shouldn’t have used that purple power band, son.

Holy shit!!!

At least he got a video of him flying, when I crashed all I got was a lousy photo of me 5 ft above another kid going off the table top

stuck-in-colder-weather:

thecogirl:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

Shouldn’t have used that purple power band, son.

Holy shit!!!

At least he got a video of him flying, when I crashed all I got was a lousy photo of me 5 ft above another kid going off the table top

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b0ngmarley420:

jsantagato:

findd-yourselfff:

ayymattyy:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

blondegotti

Relationship goals

This is 1000% something I would do. I call everyone sugar tits also.

Want need

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stunningpicture:

My brother shot a wedding this weekend, they had some unexpected guests.

stunningpicture:

My brother shot a wedding this weekend, they had some unexpected guests.

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vwcampervan-aldridge:

Reflection of Autumn Trees, Park Lime Pits, Aldridge,Walsall, England
All Original Photography by http://vwcampervan-aldridge.tumblr.com

vwcampervan-aldridge:

Reflection of Autumn Trees, Park Lime Pits, Aldridge,Walsall, England

All Original Photography by http://vwcampervan-aldridge.tumblr.com

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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

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jollyrogers777:

adorkable111:

And kinkier as anyone you could imagine.

;)

jollyrogers777:

adorkable111:

And kinkier as anyone you could imagine.

;)